Carl Sagan said that if you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe. That is exactly what I'm doing.
Friday, June 21, 2013
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Half Dome
When I was very young, my childhood best friend would say
that Yosemite was her favorite place in the world. I was more of a beach child than
a mountain child (though the mountains now have my heart), so I figured she was
a hippie and dismissed her preference. Now that I am old and wise, I know 2
things for sure: first, she definitely was a hippie; and second, she was dead
on about Yosemite.
This past weekend, I + 5 good friends ventured to Yosemite
to hike the infamous Half Dome (the landmark from which The North Face logo is
derived).
Half Dome is a unique hike for several reasons:
1-
Total mileage is about 16 miles, with an
elevation gain of 4,800 feet, meaning about 12 hours roundtrip.
2-
The final 400 feet to the top of the granite
dome is so steep that you must climb using two steel cables as handholds.
3-
People die because it is actually pretty
dangerous. An estimated 12-15 people per year slip while climbing up or down
the dome, making it one of the deadliest hikes around.
To sum it up, one hiker/blogger who has hiked the trail 35
times said this: “Difficulty: On the traditional 1 to 10 scale, this one rates
an 11. Insanity Factor: 9 out of 10. Wait ‘til you get to the cables, and
you’ll see.”
It should come as no surprise that this information only
compelled me further to take on this beastly rock. Wanting to test my strength,
endurance, and courage, I secured the permit for our group and we started
making preparations. The necessities were light clothes to accommodate the 95
degree high, 4 liters of water per person, and a pair of gloves so the cables
didn’t shred our hands. Add in some variations of trail mix, beef jerky, and
enough clif bars to feed an army, and we were ready to slay the dragon.
Because everybody and their dog wants to camp at Yosemite in
the summer (and now I can’t blame them – it is breathtaking), we had to get a
little creative. Friday after work, we each tried to sleep a few hours. I was
the winner with a grand total of 3 hours, and K came in last with 0 hours. We
met up for a midnight departure, arrived at the trailhead around 4:15 AM, and
headed out to meet our fate by the light of our headlamps.
My very favorite moment of the hike came pretty early. Just
as the sun was starting to light up the sky, we arrived at Vernal Falls. The
falls are so powerful that they send a mist up the mountain, enabling the
surrounding rocky cliffs to grow an assortment of grasses and mosses. The
bright green cliffs + the beautiful grey stone + the powerful falls + the
rising sun really took the cake.
My photo of the falls |
Not my photo, but I had to show the grass. I was obsessed. The rainbow is a little much. |
The remainder of the ascent to the base of the dome was smooth sailing. We trekked to the beautiful Nevada falls, got a few bites in the mosquito-laden forest, and climbed the steep granite steps to the perilous cables. I must admit that despite the warnings, the photos, and the deaths, I didn’t expect what I found at the base. The journey to the top appeared much steeper (and much more terrifying) than I had anticipated, but there was no turning back.
In a nutshell, the cables went like this: we climbed up, and it was pretty scary; we climbed down, and it was really scary. I learned the hard way that my Nike Frees are no match for slippery rock. We held on to the cables very, very tightly. K even tore through his gloves and got a nasty blister. We got to the bottom and, legs shaking, kissed the ground.
Don't know the guy in the hat, but the view from the top was beautiful. |
Mission accomplished, we descended back down to the Yosemite Valley. After a few hiccups (losing one of our hikers temporarily, K’s IT bands seizing up, and polishing off our collective 816 oz of water), we reached the safety of our cars and drove home, straight to our showers and beds.
The journey was unforgettable, and at the end of the day, I learned
2 very important lessons: 1- shoes with traction are worth the $35 they would
have cost me, and 2 – a good adventure is always worth the sacrifice you make
for it, whether you give up sleep, sweat, or security. As long as you don’t
slip off the rock and die.
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Alaska
For Memorial Day
weekend, K and I decided to use the long break to knock a trip off of my West
Coast bucket list - Alaska. I simply cannot overstate how memorable of a
weekend it was. I will, for the remainder of my days, recommend a trip to the
pristine AK to anyone who will heed my advice.
With only 48 hours
from our arrival to our departure, there was no daylight to lose. Fortunately,
daylight is far from limited in an Anchorage May. Upon landing at 11:40 PM, we
drove a short distance to the hotel, walked across the street to Wendy's (where
you can get a frosty in a waffle cone), and called it a night - all in remarkable
sunlight.
Saturday, following a trip to the grocery store for weekend essentials (oranges, hummus, habanero bbq almonds, and Haribo gummies for K), we trekked to Eklutna Lake, located in Chugach National Forest. About 5 steps into our hike, we were met with an imposing sign: "You are entering bear country". The sign proceeded with nearly 30 bullet points about how to avoid surprising a bear (why didn’t I bring my cowbell?), what to do should you see a bear, and of course, what to do if the bear becomes vicious. All of this was casually followed by "But don't have bearanoia, and enjoy your hike!" As if enjoying the hike was to be easy when I was anticipating a ruthless grizzly at each turn. Fortunately the bearanoia did subside, and we were able to enjoy the beautiful climb (despite our summit being blocked by snow up to my hips!).
Following our hike, we actually were able to see some
ruthless grizzlies in a way that was much more settling – through an electric
fence. At the Alaska Wilderness Conservation Center, we walked the 1.5 mile
loop through various animal habitats, including black bears, moose, bison, bald
eagles, and the largest owl I have ever seen. Unlike a zoo, we were able to see
a much more natural representation of these enormous animals – think 50+ bison
leaping through the preserve! After a quick tour of the gift shop, we were
ready for an Alaska dinner.
We had prepared ourselves for our Alaska experience by
watching the Alaska episode of Man Vs. Food. After the show, we knew that no
trip would be complete without dining at Humpy’s. Though we did not order the
same mammoth meal as Adam Richman (which consisted of 7 salmon cakes, a 14 inch
reindeer sausage, 3 lbs of king crab, mashed potatoes, mixed vegetables, and a
giant wild berry crisp with ice cream), our king crab and blackened salmon was
epic. One thing we quickly learned is that food in Alaska does not come cheap –
otherwise we may have taken another 4 orders of crab to go! It was that good.
Completely exhausted, we returned home for some highly
anticipated shuteye. We waited for the sun to set – watched some NBA playoffs,
followed by the second half of The Dark Knight – and then we continued to wait,
and wait. Finally we settled for the faux darkness imposed by the heavy drapes
and called it a night. The following morning, we attended church and visited
the Anchorage temple. While navigating to the temple, we missed it completely
on the first go around, looped around, and finally found it located in the
corner of the stake center parking lot- about half the size of an LDS church
building! With no grounds to tour and certainly no Visitor’s Center, we headed
off to our next adventure – the coastal trail. We stopped off at the bike
rental shop, strapped on our helmets, and headed off down a 21-mile display of
coastline, forest, and hundreds of colorful seaplanes. After the 21 miles, my
legs began to protest further activity, and we returned to city for dinner.
Our trip was coming to a close far too soon, and we spent
the ride to the airport planning AK Round 2: Denali National Park, salmon
fishing, and of course, more crab. Our 1 AM flight took us back to sunny
California, where we will anxiously await a sequel trip.
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